Helen Hauser

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Helen Hauser

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Middle Grade Novel: THE ZOMBIE BEARS OF MARS

THE ZOMBIE BEARS OF MARS is a 35,000-word, serious sci-fi middle grade novel that is Pluribus crossed with Ray Bradbury’s Martian Chronicles, with the intense exploration of Megan E. Freeman’s Away and relentless pace of Andy Weir’s The Martian.

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Picture Book: PIGEONS DON'T GLOW...DO THEY?

Are those fireworks or feathers? You won’t believe your eyes when THIS pigeon struts by…as long as you can see ultraviolet light, that is. PIGEONS DON’T GLOW…DO THEY? is a 450-word (plus backmatter) picture book about perspective, bird vision, and ultraviolet light.

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Picture Book: BAD DOGS

Imagine being a dog-obsessed kid on your way to get your first-ever dog, but you know it has to fit into your tiny apartment with your multigenerational family. Wouldn’t you be just so excited that every animal you saw on the way would morph into a dog?  


BAD DOGS (300-word PB) is about finding the right pet for YOU.

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Picture Book: BILLY AND THE CONTAGIOUS GRUMP

BILLY AND THE CONTAGIOUS GRUMP (360-word PB) is a lighthearted look at contagious grumpiness with the personification of The Whatifs by Emily Kilgore and the compassion of Way Past Mad by Hallee Adelman. 


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My Writing Education

I've always loved words and written stories. I still have a childhood story where every animal has a unicorn horn!


My writing abilities have been honed by many teachers and courses over the years, notably:


The Verge Program (current member):

  • Bethany invited me to join, on the strength of my craft.
  • I'm working on my craft and marketing with Bethany and The Verge team, plus mentorships with an agent, an author, and an editor.

At Princeton:

  • I took a children's book course with Ulrich Knoepflmacher and received the only A+ my teacher had ever given.
  • I took four creative writing courses: Two with Edmund White, one with Joyce Carol Oates, and one with Jeffrey Eugenides. 


At UC Santa Cruz:

  • I was a section teacher (AKA teacher's assistant) for multiple creative writing courses under professors including Karen Yamashita and Micah Perks.

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